Dyke Systems Ltd.
Sally and Susan aren’t your average suburban women. They're business women. And you’re invited to the most prestigious seminar of the year that could help you get filthy rich!
Selected as part of The Stage’s Fringe Five; theatre-makers who made the biggest impact. A repeat sell-out at Edinburgh Fringe 2025.
Step into the glittery, unhinged world of multi-level marketing mayhem with Fag Packet, Kheski Kobler and Holly Wilson-Guy, the award-winning cabaret and theatre double act. Equal parts corporate seminar and queer fever dream, DYKE Systems Ltd is a sharp, subversive takedown of pyramid schemes, ruthless heteronormativity and corporate feminism.
Set in the 1990s at the height of multi-level marketing expansion, DYKE Systems Ltd follows the story of Sally and Susan, two suburban American women on the hunt for new recruits for their 'very lucrative business opportunity’. As they dive deeper into the world of multi-level marketing cracks begin to appear, unravelling corruption and unspoken desires as the lies they’ve built everything on start to catch up with them. Blending Fag Packet’s signature cocktail of comedy and physical theatre DYKE Systems Ltd explores how the forces of greed and conformity threaten us in a capitalist nightmare that's coming for us all.
Bring your wallets, your carabiner and get ready to find your inner (D)ynamic! (Y)oung! (K)nowledgeable! (E)ntrepreneur!
Sally and Susan aren’t your average suburban women. They're business women. And you’re invited to the most prestigious seminar of the year that could help you get filthy rich!
Selected as part of The Stage’s Fringe Five; theatre-makers who made the biggest impact. A repeat sell-out at Edinburgh Fringe 2025.
Step into the glittery, unhinged world of multi-level marketing mayhem with Fag Packet, Kheski Kobler and Holly Wilson-Guy, the award-winning cabaret and theatre double act. Equal parts corporate seminar and queer fever dream, DYKE Systems Ltd is a sharp, subversive takedown of pyramid schemes, ruthless heteronormativity and corporate feminism.
Set in the 1990s at the height of multi-level marketing expansion, DYKE Systems Ltd follows the story of Sally and Susan, two suburban American women on the hunt for new recruits for their 'very lucrative business opportunity’. As they dive deeper into the world of multi-level marketing cracks begin to appear, unravelling corruption and unspoken desires as the lies they’ve built everything on start to catch up with them. Blending Fag Packet’s signature cocktail of comedy and physical theatre DYKE Systems Ltd explores how the forces of greed and conformity threaten us in a capitalist nightmare that's coming for us all.
Bring your wallets, your carabiner and get ready to find your inner (D)ynamic! (Y)oung! (K)nowledgeable! (E)ntrepreneur!
Event Details
Recommended Age: 16+
Running Time: Approx 60 mins (no break)
Content Guidance: Includes strong language and sexual content
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“An exceptional Edinburgh Fringe debut…with whip-smart precision” ★★★★★ The Stage
‘Razor Sharp…hysterically funny satire of pink washing, capitalist greed and corporate absurdity” ★★★★★ The Skinny
“Flawless physical performers with buckets of energy, perfectly in sync... always ready with a high camp, winky aside" ★★★★★ Ed Fest Mag