Paines Plough & Live Theatre

Broken Biscuits

By Tom Wells

Directed by James Grieve

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"The point is: we’re losers. Nobodies. Carry on like this, we’re losers forever. And we don’t have to be. Fresh start, two months to completely one hundred per cent reinvent ourselves. And I know exactly how we can do that."

Megan, Holly and Ben are definitely not the cool kids. But Megan has a plan. One long summer holiday to change their lives. One sure path to coolness. One amazing transformation, through the power of song.

Holed up in Megan’s garden shed, three old friends try to change their fortunes in a beautiful, heart-warming, laugh-out-loud coming-of-age story for our times. Rock on.

After the success of Kitchen Sink, Jumpers for Goalposts and Folk, rising star Tom Wells returns with another hilarious tale.

Age recommendation 12+

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NB. Dinner & A Show is available for this performance but must be booked via the box office on 01482 323638.


Faye Christall


Grace Hogg-Robinson


Andrew Reed


‘Wells has given us another winner…Unreservedly recommended.’

The Independent on Jumpers for Goalposts (2013)

‘Humane, funny and poignant…some TV company will soon be offering Wells a transfer. Watch him live while you can.’

Sunday Times on Jumper for Goalposts (2013)